Thursday Thirteen – Something To Smile About

I don’t typically read rag mags.

Except at the gym.

Which is pretty much three or four times per week.

I never buy them because in my opinion, the people who write for these fine publiciations are from a different planet than most of us. Who really cares that Jennifer Aniston has a baby bump, a botox bump or any other bump for that matter.

Well, apparently, there are millions.

What I did discover while skimming reading the publication from cover to cover while hanging on for dear life on the treadmill is that David Beckham is a hottie.

Yes, I said hottie.

Because he is.

I’m not sure I’ve ever looked closely at Becks until yesterday. And, I’m pretty sure I’ve never once seen him perform or play or whatever it is that he does. He was pictured with his wife, Victoria and Tom-Kat. For those of you, who like me, do not read rag mags that is the name affectionately given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes who by the way, are not friends with Brangelina.

What a tangled web we weave.

Whatever.

Like I said, I don’t read them.

The magazine did give me an idea though, because really, you never know where the next blog subject will come from.

I present to you Thursday Thirteen – The 2008 Hotties Edition

1. David Beckham – We’ll just kick this thing off with Becks. I could have picked any number of pictures of this cutie patootie, but this is a family, friendly blog, and I really liked this one.

2. Shemar Moore – I first noticed this hottie on my favorite soap – The Young and The Restless (Malcolm). When he left there and went to Criminal Minds (Derek Morgan), I followed him, because hello? Did you read my blog title about inmates? Me and Criminal Minds get along famously, although I rarely figure out who the unsub is until McDaddy tells me or he is revealed on the show.

3. Tim McGraw – Not only is this cat a hottie, he has a serious set of pipes. I’d just as soon listen to him as look at him.

4. Don Diamont – Oh sweet mercy, he would probably be my number one pick for this list (Brad, The Young and The Restless). He was chosen as one of People Magazine’s 50 most beautiful people in 1990 confirming what I could have told you in 1987. He is a cat daddy (that’s lingo for super fine) and while I was waiting in line for THE PRICE IS RIGHT one year, I met Don Diamont and he graciously agreed to take a picture with me and give me his autograph. He was as sweet as he is cute and I will never forget meeting him. (Don’t you love the way I just threw ‘in line for THE PRICE IS RIGHT’ one year’ right out there.)

5. Jason Taylor – Jason plays in the NFL for the Washington Redskins and it’s a pretty safe bet I would never have crossed paths with him had he not appeared on Dancing With The Stars. I think you’ll agree he belongs on this list. Oh, and he is an awesome dancer by the way.

6. Tony Parker - First off, you should totally imagine this picture without the hat. Not that its not a fabulous hat, because truth be known it probably cost more than my van, but, his almost-bald head is one of his best features. Again, I would not have typically crossed paths with Tony because he plays in the NBA for the San Antonio Spurs (if my friend Google has his facts straight), however he happens to be married to that hottie from Desperate Housewives (Eva Longoria) and the both of them just so happen to be plastered throughout the aforementioned magazine. Very cute couple. {GAG} .  =)

7. Apollo Anton Ohno – While my boy Opollo is quite different from the first 6 hotties, I think he deserves to be on this list. He is an Olympic Gold Medalist in Speed Skating as well as the last winner on Dancing With The Stars. Oh reality TV, I do love you so.

8. Michael Phelps – Why yes, as a matter of fact that is my boyfriend, Michael Phelps. In my opinion, Michael Phelps is one hot hero. Along with half of the world, I was glued to my television set every.single.night. of the Beijing Olympics. He is a hero in my book and also a hottie.

9. Patrick Dempsey – Affectionately referred to as McDreamy on Grey’s Anatomy – he is one hot ticket. I’m beginning to see a trend here. Hottie + Television = My List.

10. Justin Chambers – Resident Bad Boy on Grey’s Anatomy, Justin Chambers can be any kind of boy he wants with a face like that. Can you say Cutie?

11. Tom Cruise – Although I think the whole jumpin-on-the-couch-thing-on-Oprah made him look like a goof ball, you certainly can’t argue that he does not belong on this list. What a face.

12. Maksim Chmerkovskiy – What a hunk and what a name. If you’ve been living in a hole and have no idea who Maksim is, he can be seen weekly on Dancing With The Stars (that was until his partner Misty May Treanor suffered an injury) I was wailing at my TV… going no, no, say it ain’t so. I miss you Maks! That boy can really move. And that smile, well, just look at it. He’s crazy cute.

This final position was a toss-up. It was between James Denton, Jeff Probst and this guy….

13. McDaddy is relatively new to the paparazzi. He happens to be the star of my show and my very own Hot Prince Charming. He is an awesome father and husband, and the kind of guy most women dream of. He is hot. He is charming. He is my husband.

Clearly, I am one lucky girl!

How about you? Who would you put on this list?

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