Meeting My Needs

If you are one of my eight loyal blog fans, you know that I have a loving relationship with my friend, Google. In fact, since I started blogging, our relationship has blossomed.
 
Today, I consulted Google for some amusing information which will hopefully provide some interesting blog fodder. I typed in ‘Julie Needs.’
 
Here are, according to Google the top 20 things that I need.

1. Julie Needs – Your Help! … Welcome To the World Headquarters for Save Julie: Campaign 2000. … We’ve come to know and love Julie on so many levels.

• ‘know and love Julie on so many levels’ – I love that!

2. Julie Needs – Your opinion.

• You know what they say about opinions. Everybody has one.

3.  Julie Needs - A boyfriend.

• Michael Phelps. Check.

4.  Julie Needs – a new pair of shoes.

• No commentary necessary. (Or 2 or 10 pairs.)

5.   Julie Needs – An Early Start

• Probably could happen if I went to bed sooner. 

6.  Julie Needs – a good home and; she needs it ASAP.

• I already have one. Thanks.

7.   Julie Needs –  coffee

• I’ll pass on the coffee, but if you happen to have an ice-cold Dr. Pepper, you could pass that right to me.

8.  Julie Needs – more friends.

• As a matter of fact, I have plenty of friends. And, they are fabulous.

9.  Julie Needs – one more qualification to complete her Junior AKC hunter title.

• Um hello, what is a Junior AKC hunter thing and why do I need it? The only thing I hunt for is my sanity.

10  Julie Needs – prayers and good vibes.

• Not so sure how much faith I put into good vibes, but I’ll sure take all the prayers I can get.

11. Julie Needs – Your help.

• And a massage too while you’re at it.

12.  Julie Needs – A new camera.

• I actually have a great camera, but I love new stuff.

13.  Julie Needs – to work on her parenting.

•  Because I just couldn’t let this one go, I visited the link. Julie Cooper, whoever you are, you shouldn’t let that sweet little Marissa get to you like that. In the words of a famous author (I can’t think of his name at this moment,) ’There’s no such thing as a strong-willed child, only weak-willed parents.’ Clearly, this author has never met the likes of Marissa. Or my sweet, Alex that matter. Ahem!

14.  Julie Needs – high fiber content

• What?  Believe me, I have no problems in that arena.

15. Julie Needs – a patient family

• Can I get an amen?  At all times, I have at least one little person needing something YESTERDAY.

16.  Julie Needs – to go for cotton styles with a bit of structure rather than anything too flimsy like chiffon, which clings.

• Believe me, with a muffin top like mine, chiffon is the last thing I want to pour myself into.

17.  Julie Needs - your prayers now more than ever.

•  Seriously. I think God Himself is speaking to me through Google. 

18.  Julie Needs – a bath because she is muddy.

• Um, it’s too cold to get muddy today. Could somebody let Mother Nature know its March already.

19.  Julie Needs – to discover “key facts, people, and objects” in her …

• In her what? Go ahead, I’d love to know.

20. Julie Needs –  a breakdown between the VPV and Manufacturing Budget.

• If it involves numbers, you better believe she will need more than a breakdown or there will be a bigger disaster than the one you have now.

If you’d like to head up the Justice for Julie campaign, please apply in the comment section.
 
There you go.
 
A little list of things that Julie Needs.
 
This little walk down ‘Julie Needs’ Lane is proof that no matter what, things could always be worse.

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