From Inmates to Playdates

If you’ve spent any amount of time around the hallowed halls of Inmates, then you know how much I LOVE the Saturn Sky. I have dedicated countless posts to my love and feeble attempts of getting one for free of this sweet, sexy ride.

Last night, on our local news, it was announced that General Motors would be halting production of Saab, Hummer, Pontiac and my beloved Saturn Sky.

Please give me a second while I gain my composure and swipe tears.

Can I just take a quick second to make a plea to the big wigs powers that be at General Motors.

NO! NO! SAY IT AIN’T SO

THE SATURN SKY IS MY FAVORITE AUTOMOBILE! IT IS SLEEK AND IT IS SEXY AND YOU SHOULD MOST DEFINITELY CONTINUE TO MAKE THEM. PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY, PLEASE.

I’ve heard something of a Mr. Penske purchasing and possibly continuing production, however, I have not had the time to research that. If that is true, Mr. Penske, can I just say? You. Are. The. Man

I love that car.

I want that car.

I look good in that car.

See? I told you.

We were meant to be together.

I have never been a huge car enthusiast. But this car? This car gets me excited. I feel like a love-sick school girl whenever I see one.
 
Seriously, I stop and I stare.
 
My mouth waters.
 
My heart pounds.
 
I exhale.
 
And I wish.
 
That this little sucker was mine.

Whatever will I do once my beloved Saturn Sky is no longer available? I am mourning the loss of my sweet, sexy little car. You can send condolences or donations for me to buy one to my home address.

Oh, and GM people or Mr. Penske, if you are still reading and need to find a happy home for one of the suckers, I would be more than happy to take one off of your lothands. I promise I would be good to it. I would take it out everyday and love all over it. I would spread its fabulosity all over Charleston.

And, I would most definately blog about it.

Please, GM people… send one my way before it is too late.

Love, The Girl From WV

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