Last week I mentioned that the fate of What I Learned This Week was up in the air because Jo-Lynne wasn’t sure if she would continue it. Well, (cupping hands around mouth and yelling loudly) I’M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT THE WHAT I LEARNED THIS WEEK PARTY WILL CONTINUE ON, OVER AT MUSINGS OF A HOUSEWIFE!
It appears that we too will party on, internets!
Excuse me while I find my inside voice.
It has been another exhausting week. I know many all of y’all are tired of my constant talking whining about being overworked and overpaid. Oh, wait I don’t get paid. How ’bout lets just make that overworked.
As I was saying, I keep hoping that next week will be slower. There doesn’t appear to be end in sight though between the PTA, The School Consolidation, The Ladies Retreat, Stevie’s first-ever-report on The Camel, The Fall Party at Stevie’s School, and of course the daily responsibilities here at the company McResidence where I manage housekeeping, nutrition, discipline, entertainment, education, the mail room, appointments, pharmaceutical needs, and hygiene. It’s no wonder I never stop.
My poor van looks like a hurricane has tossed its contents about and I am in desperate need of rekindling my romance with the treadmill at the gym.
But that’s probably enough complaining for one post.
Let me get on with the point.
As if there is one.
Things I Learned This Week… in no particular order…
1. A first grader gets his clothes more muddier at recess than a Kindergartner does.
2. After a little inquiry as to the muddy clothes after the third. day. in. a. row., my first-grader informed me that “the girls chase him everyday and I have to run so fast to get away from them that sometimes I fall.” Wellalrightythen!
3. Fry Pies made in the Amish Country are delightful. A few of the gals on the bus trip this weekend, all bought a dozen pies. I bought one. I have regretted that decision ever since the first bite of fry pie met my lips.
4. First Graders have a LOT of homework.
5. I learned the hard way that when you are on a bus-trip and you pack a bag with a change of clothes, adequate underwear, extra socks and loads of other stuff, you should not leave the bag on the floor because there is a very good chance that someone, somewhere will spill something all over the floor, drenching the bottom of the bag, along with its contents. That whole scenario will remind you that you knew better.
I realize many of you are probably scratching your head at the words ‘adequate’ and ‘underwear’ in that last sentence. I’ll just say that it is one of my many quirks and leave it at that. Only if you know me, you know that I hardly ever leave it at that. The fact is that I never leave home without at least one pair of underwear. I know some of you are hollering, “TMI!”
6. I learned that I will obviously share almost anything on the blog.
7. Nielsen Ratings have no problem calling before 9:00 am on a Saturday morning. If you know me, you know that I detest callers before 9:00 am, most especially on a Saturday morning. Period. I was polite however, because I am being paid by the good folks at Nielsen to complete a survey about my television viewing habits in November. It is safe to say I will not be available during the week of November 12thbecause I will be busy recording the hundreds of shows I watch in my little white viewing book. Oh little TiVo, don’t fail me now!
8. I have been looking for the CARS character, Giovanni for months at the Mart of Walls and the store with the big, red, bulls eye. Apparently, the car is not labeled with the name, “Giovanni.” It is labeled “Ferrari” and it is red. And, if you just so happen to find it at the flea market in the Amish Country, you can count on paying at least double for it. You know, because the Amish folk have to pay for their horses and these days, times are tough for everyone!
9. When your kid has been challenged to peddle 25 tubs of cookie dough to win a ride to McDonalds for lunch in a Hummer Limousine, you will go to the ends of the Earth, (or at least Facebook) to find enough jokers people to pay $14.00 for 3 pounds of cookie dough.
10. A nice even list makes me smile.
That’s it for this week, folks!
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This post is linked to Jo-Lynne’s What I Learned This Week Bloggy Carnival!
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You make me laugh. And I love it. Because I SO need a laugh right now!!!
.-= Becca – Our Crazy Boys´s last blog ..What I Learned This Week… =-.
Tell your sweet little guy to keep on running for at least 10 years or so….
.-= Hillcrest Cottage´s last blog ..A Fall Weekend in Upstate New York =-.
Are you kidding about the car thing? I JUST saw one last week, but it wasn’t called Giovanni so I didn’t grab it. Son of a Monkeys uncle! Was he excited?
.-= Kellyn´s last blog ..What I Learned This Week =-.
You always make me laugh!! I never would have guessed that you’d find a Cars character in the Amish country!
Yeah – the party continues!
So tell me – what is a fry pie?
Going to lunch in a hummer sounds so cool – hope you get to go too! btw, there are a bunch of new cars out like all the Mater Tall Tales ones (Rescue Mater, Matador etc). Lord help me with Cars 2 comes out.
.-= jen@ourdailybigtop´s last blog ..what I learned this week… =-.
I have a first grader too and the amount of homework is shocking!! It took him two hours to complete his homework on Thursday. That’s crazy. He also plays the girls chase boys game, I liked it better last year when the ignored eachother.
.-= Dianne Avery´s last blog ..Preschool pumpkin patch day =-.
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