Drama In The ER

Wow. It has been one heck of a week.

One just never knows how blessed they are until they get a smack in the face from, say, the flu. But I know y’all are probably bored to tears with all the whiningtalk about the flu, so I’ll just moverightalong!

It’s time for another edition of “Not Me! Monday” hosted by MckMama! It’s a place where we can reveal a few moments throughout the week that we’d rather forget. You know, because, blogging is cheaper than therapy!

It wasn’t me who did her best to remain calm after receiving a call from Stevie’s school informing me that he fell on the playground and had a pretty bad knot on his head. And, it also wasn’t me who held back tears as I examined his sweet head with a huge knot on it.

Do you remember this post where I mentioned that he mentioned that “The girls chase me everyday and I have to run so fast to get away from them that sometimes I fall?” Looks like the crazy girls got the best of him this time

After waltzing into the germ-infested emergency room, it was not me who seriously contemplated waltzing right back out because, the masks? Just about every joker sitting in the ER had a mask on and I was sure that if we weren’t sick when we arrived, we’d probably be sick before we left.

Less than an hour after we arrived, it was NOT me who found herself puking her guts out in the ER, also needing a stupid mask. And after that, it was not me who ended up back in the ER with McDaddy a short five hours later getting a shot in the rear for the massive headache caused by the stupid flu!

Oh, and it wasn’t me who thought for a second about taking a picture of the needle used to inject the miracle mix into her rear for the benefit of the blog because I would never do that.

And after all that drama it wasn’t me who somehow managed to poke herself in the eye with her toothbrush while brushing her teeth because that would be nearly impossible, not to mention embarrassing.

Nope, not me!

Not. At. All.

Tagged as: McDaddy, Stevie