From Inmates to Playdates

You should know that its not easy being crazy.

You should also know that I know that I probably shouldn’t be putting my crazy on parade for the whole world blogosphere to see. Yet, here I am to tell you all about my crazy.

Hopefully, it will explain how it is that I can dish out a daily dose of crazy here on the blog.

1. I like things in perfect symmetry. Not sure why, I just do. Especially the pillows on our couch and bed. And baskets. And trinkets. And, well, everything!

2. My bed is made first thing in the morning. The whole house can be in disarray (I just love that word!) but by crackies my bed will be made.

3. When I use the bathroom in someone’s home, I always look behind the shower curtain.

(Nosey, much?) Told you, I’m plum crazy.

4. Late. Drives. Me. Insane. I triple dipple hate to be late. And no, I have no idea what dipple means.

5. Sometimes, I make up words. Other times, I use real big words incorrectly.

It’s a gift.

6. The glasses in my cupboard are all facing with the sunflowers facing front.

7. The canned food in the cupboard all faces forward with the picture showing.

I never use the word cupboard in real life. Instead, I would say cabinet.

8. I detest clutter and eliminate it whenever possible. That doesn’t necessarily mean there isn’t any clutter in my home, it just means I detest it. Whether its my in-box, my DVR, my recent calls, or my answering machine. I delete anything that is not necessary. Sadly, that is not the case for the green bench in our bedroom. Or the kitchen catch-all counter.

9. I always fold and stack towels with the folds on the same side.

10. I hate trying to fold fitted sheets because they are ridiculous.

11. No matter where I am or what I’m doing, I always have an extra pair of underwear on hand.

Lunatic.

11. I always put my right shoe on first.

12.  I prefer soft drinks in a plastic bottle.

13. I fold a tissue in half before using it.

I guess that’s enough crazy for one day. Grab some crazy to take with you. For sure there is plenty to go around.

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