Seriously, From Inmates To Playdates

Ten years ago, I walked the halls of South Central Regional Jail counseling inmates about their behavior and incarceration.

Today, I walk down our hallway here at the McResidence counseling two little boys about their behavior and punishment.

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Ten years ago, the only cell I inspected was a twelve by twelve concrete cell.

Today, I inspect my cell daily for e-mails, blog comments, and facebook statuses.

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Ten years ago, I scheduled visits for inmates and their family members.

Today, I schedule playdates for my boys and their friends.

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Ten years ago, I daily spoke with mamas who were at wits end with their children for the latest, dumbest stunt.

Today, I AM the mama at her wits end with her children for their latest stunt which is usually something like jumping from the top bunk.

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Ten years ago, I ordered inmates to their cells, and scheduled their in-house hearings.

Today, I order little boys to their beds and cancel their daily television programming.

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Ten years ago, I carried a walkie-talkie with me and called for assistance when the inmates got rowdy.

Today, I carry my iPhone with me and I’m the one called for assistance when the playdate gets rowdy.

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Ten years ago, I spent time in the booking department calculating release dates.

Today, I spend time booking playdates and calculating how long it’s been since our last potty break.

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Ten years ago, I was swamped with jail paperwork and inmate files.

Today, I am swamped with PTA paperwork and insurance files.

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Ten years ago, I worked with folks charged with all a host of crimes.

Today, two little fellas charge at me in Batman and Superman capes as they fight crime.

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Ten years ago, I found myself sitting in court waiting to take the stand.

Today, I find myself sitting courtside, screaming like a crazy person in the stands.

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Ten years ago, I thought I was living the best years of my life.

Today, I KNOW I’m living the best years of my life.

Tagged as: Alex, Motherhood, My Time In Jail, Stevie