NOT ME! Again.

Earlier this week, I received a coupon code by e-mail giving me $10. off at CJ Banks. That same day while visiting their site, I discovered that their sweaters were buy-one-get-one-free. Because I am a math genius, there is no way that I ordered two sweaters at BOGO and then an additional sweater to use my $10. off coupon. Once the sweaters arrived, it dawned on me that I should have ordered four sweaters, getting two for free, and then ordered a cheaper accessory to use the $10. coupon.

Dang.

It also wasn’t me who found herself sweating it out while driving toward the gas station, with the youneedgas light shining and two miles showing on the *DTE meter.

*Distance to empty

Double dang.

After hauling them around in the console of my van for three months, three months people, I did not pick the windiest day of the year to change the number stickers on our mailbox after being assigned a new house number by our 911 system back in October. Rather, I am one of those people who do things in a timely fashion.

Ahem!

Nope, I am not guilty of routinely calling my cell phone from our house phone just to locate it. No way do I do that because I always keep up with my phone and could tell you where it is at any point during the day.

Nor do I ever check Facebook/e-mail/blogfeed from my iPhone while in my office the bathroom because who does that?

As if that weren’t enough, I did not accidentally switch the alarm to the “on” position on the iPod radio alarm clock thingie and I did not wake up from a deep sleep at 4:51am trying to figure out why I was hearing Natasha Bedingfield belting out the lyrics to These Words. I DID HOWEVER make sure that didn’t happen the next night, though.

Indeed, I did. I unplugged the thing.

That’s a wrap for this week!

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