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Ohno! Not Another List!
A random list of things I did not do since the last time we met up for Not Me! Monday.
1. When packing for our marriage enrichment seminar this past weekend, I did not forget to pack my pajamas because I made a list and I checked it twice daggonit.
2. I also did not sleep in a sweater because of the forgotten pajamas.
3. I did not discover that I had packed two bottles of deodorant for our weekend.
If you must go naked at night, then you should make sure you smell good. Right?
4. While playing the Newlywed Game at the marriage enrichment seminar, there is no way I blurted out an answer before McDaddy had a chance to give his answer because I always think before I speak and I never get ahead of myself. Ahem!
5. I did not send an e-mail to the jokers at Kelloggs Poptarts inquiring about why in the name of pete they would do away with their frosted chocolate vanilla cream poptarts because I never whine or complain about anything. Especially something as silly as poptarts.
6. Ohno! I do not have a new boyfriend.
Shh. Don’t tell McDaddy!
7. I do not watch Olympic Figure Skating and dream about being graceful and beautiful on the ice because I am a klutz by nature and me + shoes = disaster. I can only imagine that me + ice skates would = traction. For that reason, I never slide around on our kitchen floor in my sock feet pretending to be a skater because I am a grown woman and that would be goofy.
8. My sweet four-year-old did not ask me what a “baby daddy” is because that is not a term we throw around here at the McResidence. But for the record, McDaddy is a wonderful Baby Daddy.
9. I never stay up way too late most nights searching for frivolous things on the internet because I am way more responsible than that. Nor do I ever contemplate purchasing a personalized novel the frivolous things for myself.
10. I did not just change my user name on Twitter from Inmates to JulieatInmates because I’ve had several people mistakenly assume that I am an ex-inmate, met an inmate and married him, or just really liked inmates.
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Grown women like myself never slide around the kitchen with socks on pretending to be Tom cruise while singing into a hairbrush. NEVER!
I enjoy your blog soo much!
Ha, ha ….
I love that you overpacked deoderant and underpacked PJs
I’m a good kitchen-floor skater… maybe one day you and I can introduce it as an olympic sport!
Happy Monday
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Pj’s are something I pack first because I know I will forget them.
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LOL!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
I love “me ice skates = traction.” lol
I love your Not Me! lists.
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this was too funny! thanks for the laughs. have a good day!
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You crack me up.
A few months ago, I most certainly did not pack 7 pairs of cute panties for a 5K that I ran in Phoenix. And No pj’s. At least you were with your hubby… the girls are STILL laughing at me.
Thank you for the funny visual of you skating in your kitchen. I’ve been known to do that once or twice myself.
hey now, when you are packing for a “marriage enrichment” seminar i think it would be a GOOD thing if you “forget” the jammies…..ahhaha
I love your list! But now when I see your Twitter user name, I’ll always think it says Juli Eatin’ Mates. (Ahem.)
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You’re a hoot, Julie!
i love to see women that is doing some figure skating , they are really beautiful and gracefull.”~”
i love to see women that is doing some figure skating , they are really beautiful and gracefull.~’;