I Am A Girl…

I am a girl who loves to sit in her big, blue, bloggy chair every evening while watching The Young And The Restless and writing the next day’s blog post.

I am a control freak and, as a result, constantly update my funeral plans monthly.

I am a girl who has a difficult time saying “NO” and, because of that frequently run myself ragged.

I am a girl with sore teeth because I just ate an ice-cream sandwich. Even after reminding myself that it was too late to eat.

I am a girl who would do anything to protect her babies.

I am a girl who spent most of the day trying to figure out how to pack for a four-day trip to Florida for a beach wedding in a 9x14x22 carry-on bag just to save $70.00.

I am a girl who doesn’t mind cleaning, but I hate dusting.

I am a girl who runs my Roomba every.single.day.

I am a girl who takes crazy to new heights.

I am a girl who dreams of being a big-time motivational speaker. All I need is something to speak about.

I am a girl who plays Words With Friends more than she should. I also play way later than I should.

I am a girl who hasn’t yet embraced the whole texting revolution. Probably because it costs an extra $5.00 on my cell plan and I think that is nonsense when you consider the iPhone data plan cost.

I am a girl who loves Jesus and strives to please Him. Sadly, I fall way short.

I am a girl who is about 2.3 years behind on my Scrapbooking endeavor.

I am a girl who has more shoes than any one person needs. Yet I keep buying.

I am a girl who loves to sleep late.

I am a girl who is taller than most women I know.

I am a very happy girl 91% of the time. The other 9% of the time, I fight to keep my temper in check.

I am a girl who sucks at math. For that reason, the numbers in that last line may or may not be correct.

I am a girl who neglects to floss her teeth as often as she should.

I am a girl who is looking forward to spending four glorious days in Florida with McDaddy.

Tagged as: Math, my funeral, Quirks