On Monday’s, I play a different kind of gig around here and tell you, my loyal readers about some things I definitely did not do.
It’s way better (and cheaper!) than therapy and the way I see it is, if I’m going to do dumb stuff, why not share my dumb stuff?
Y’all know I’m crazy, right?
It was not me who came thisclose to letting out a big-ole squeal in the middle of the preaching at church last evening because the stupid underwire in my bra broke through the cloth and jabbed me in the armpit. Not me, because first of all, I don’t squeal.
Ahem.
I did not get all teary eyed during an episode of Undercover Boss last night. I’m not really a crier and I am definitely not an emotional person.
Oh my word, I love that show.
I did not accidentally steal a data cable from a hotel thinking that it actually belonged to McDaddy.
Oh shoot, y’all, no I did not.
I am not the queen of returning merchandise (that does not hold up to normal wear and tear) and I do not have two pairs of shoes ready to be returned.
I am not at this very minute trying to figure out how in the heck I could have a stupid fever blister on my lower lip at the end of August.
Nope, not me.
Have a great week, y’all!
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I didn’t get a chance to see UB last night because we were watching Man V Food marathon.
As for the fever blister, I always get them in the middle of summer because of all the citrus fruit I eat.
Have a great week!
Jen´s last [type] ..Not Me! MondayLast Monday In August
I love that show! I tend to get teary watching stuff like that too…..I can break a bone and tough it out, but man, a well made Hallmark commercial and I’m reaching for the Kleenex!
Mommy2Four´s last [type] ..Not Me! MondayAmusement Park Edition
I hate bras!
Sara´s last [type] ..Two Thumbs Ranch Annual Cookout
Ooh that was a great episode last night! BUT… gotta say… I really like the episodes where they come across terrible workers or when they get themselves fired. Good stuff!
Chelsea´s last [type] ..iLasik update – WILTW
Scenario: Checked out of grocery store with 2 clear shoe-box totes with lids = 2 for $1.00 — OR .50 each.
Got home – discovered only one box was rung up for .50.
Next trip to store, scanned one box in self-checkout; took said box back to shelf; left store without box; clear conscience!
(I’m sure it was a test — and I passed!!! Yay!! ) 
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