Just for fun, here are 50 perfectly random things I will never do.
I know. Like you have anything better to do than to read about things yours truly will never do?
1. Eat an olive (Why would I?)
2. Go whitewater rafting. (My first and only whitewater rafting experience resulted in my falling out of the boat and getting trapped underneath it. I just knew I was seconds away from meeting Jesus.)
3. Allow a snake in this house.
4. Turn down a hug from my boys.
5. Wear a string bikini (You’re welcome!)
6. Ignore Legos all over the floor (OUCH!)
7. Choose Direct TV or DISH over my beloved TiVo.
8. Grow tired of holding little hands.
9. Or McDaddy’s hand.
10. Be a morning person. (Sorry McDaddy!)
11. Enjoy clutter
12. Be completely caught up on laundry (UGH!!!)
13. Get rid of the nebulizer. (Unless it craps out. YIKES!)
14. Quit using Q-tips.
15. Turn down a chance to spend a night away with McDaddy.
16. Be the “quiet” type. (Hard to believe, I know!)
17. Admit that it’s none of my business.
18. Enjoy clipping nails.
19. Be a Kathy Griffin fan.
20. Buy anything that smells like patchouli.
21. Get a spray tan.
22. Be all gung-ho to drive in snowy, icy weather.
23. Decide I don’t want a Saturn Sky.
24. Not smile when I walk in my front door.
25. Choose a Pepsi over a Coke.
26. Look forward to going to the Dentist.
27. Be a Kardashian fan. (I don’t get it!)
28. Understand the Kardashian fame. (I don’t get it!)
29. Have too many pairs of shoes.
30. Drink buttermilk (I’m not sure why you’d drink anything that smelt like that).
31. Be able to walk in HIGH heels all lady-like
32. Get tired of staying in a hotel.
33. Lose the desire to buy one. more. purse.
34. Be good at math.
35. Sit through another friggin’ time-share pitch. (I’d rather have a tooth pulled!)
36. Not freak out at the sight of a huge bug.
37. Believe in astrology.
38. Be a great cook (I guess there’s still time…)
39. Be a bird lover.
40. Understand the whole Twilight business.
41. Forget what it was like to be pregnant.
42. Miss an opportunity to go out with the girls.
43. Eat cottage cheese (Holy smokes, HOW can people eat that mess?)
44. Ask “Do you know what you’re having?” ever again. Because sometimes the only thing people are having is a big gut and too many Little Debbies. (Oops!)
45. Be too embarrassed to ask. (After all, the Bible says “Ye have not becuase ye ask not!)
46. Understand how I have actually grown to care about Lulu. (She is a RODENT, y’all! I ask you how can this be?)
47. Watch a UFC fight. (Seeing two people fight makes me physically sick to my stomach. It is beyond me how anyone could watch two people beat the snot out of each other till they bleed.)
48. Quit wondering if OJ really did it.
49. Ice-Skate (I can’t even walk right half the time. Why would I put all this mess on two medal blades?)
50. Buy one of those nasty turkey legs at Disney. (I cringe just thinking about it.)
How’s that for random?
Now it’s your turn? What will you NEVER do?
{ 6 comments }
This cracks me up!!
I will never get tired of reading something written by our 10 kids or our 15 grandchildren.
I will never get tired of hearing the voices of the above people.
I will never forget the sound of my mom’s sweet voice.
I will NEVER have anyone love me like Jesus does.
This is a great list! I agree with a lot of it myself–like eating cottage cheese, drinking buttermilk, the Kardasian craze, and ice skating. I don’t get the “Twilight” thing either, and I definitely don’t want a snake in the house! LOL Have a great Monday!
You can stop wondering about OJ–he really did do it!!!!
Love the randomness. As a gal with a little brother who had a love for snakes keep an eye out for grass snakes in the hat. And I love that you squeezed the Saturn Sky in there.
Never say never! I would suppose that never owning a rodent as a pet would have been on this list just a few short months ago…Aww! Lulu!!
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