Letters To Crazy People

September 16, 2013

in Letters To Crazy People

Because it’s been w-a-y too long since my last installment of Letters to Crazy People….

Dear Baseball Coaches,

If your team is ahead by more than 10 runs, you should BY ALL MEANS instruct your team to knock off the taunting and the clapping.

Sincerely,

An aggravated bookkeeper

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Dear Miss America Audience Members,

What exactly is Vemront, anyway? Get your letters in the right order, ding dongs.

Signed,

An Amused Viewer

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Dear Julie,

The next time there is painting to be done up in this house, you should make for darn sure you choose something besides oil-based paint.

Just a Thought,

Your Big Dummy Self

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Dear FOX Sports Commentators,

Before commentating a West Virginia University football game, you should do your homework. West Virginia University is located in Morgantown, WEST VIRGINIA, not Western Virginia. You truly are a crazy person.

Yours Truly,

A Proud Mountain Mama

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Dear McDaddy,

There are some things that even I won’t share on the blog. But you do make me laugh.

I Love You,

Julie

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Dear Bath and Body Works,

You hit your mark with the Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin candle. My house smells divine!

Yum!

A loyal customer

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Dear Crazy Neighbor,

It is comical to me that you are complaining about our brick mailbox to another neighbor. When we moved up on this hill, your peach of a daughter refused to allow McDaddy to turn around on your property, which meant he had to drive the largest moving truck available at the U-Haul off of our hill IN REVERSE. Maybe you should try being kinder.

Sincerely,

Well, you know who I am

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What would your letter to a crazy person say today?

{ 1 comment }

1 Christa September 16, 2013 at 4:37 am

Who’s poppin that gum???

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