The Truth Is…

The truth is….

… when I pick up produce in the grocery store, and feel it, I don’t really know what I’m supposed to be checking for.

… I have no idea how to apply bronzer, or why one even applies bronzer.

… I have been slacking on my exercise the past few weeks.

… I have no patience for bratty kids.

… I have lost two earrings in the past two weeks.

… Guacamole makes me gag.

… I get really aggravated when things don’t work properly.

… when the Vietnamese nail techs speak to each other in their native language, I always suspect they are talking about me.

…. I don’t eat strawberries because I don’t like the taste of them.

… my favorite part of school being out is sleeping in.

… there was a young girl (Middle School age) at the nail shop this evening wearing shorts SO short, her butt-cheeks were peeking out.

… parents who let their children dress like hoochie mommas deserve to be slapped upside the head.

… parents who lose their mind at the ball field should be banned from the ball field.

Have a great Memorial Day weekend, folks!


  1. Allison@Slice of Heaven says

    I don’t know what I’m looking for in produce, either!

    Ok, so we share a love for Dr. P, but not in guacamole. I love the stuff (but I won’t hold that against you.)

    Funny post. I enjoyed that giggle this morning.
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  2. Traci says

    Could NOT agree more with the horrible attire of some junior high/high school girls! I cannot fathom what their parents are thinking allowing them to dress like that!

    And along the lines of bronzer, I also do not know how to use eye liner. I hear it’s what the grown ups use these days, but I just can’t do it right.