The truth is….
… when I pick up produce in the grocery store, and feel it, I don’t really know what I’m supposed to be checking for.
… I have no idea how to apply bronzer, or why one even applies bronzer.
… I have been slacking on my exercise the past few weeks.
… I have no patience for bratty kids.
… I have lost two earrings in the past two weeks.
… Guacamole makes me gag.
… I get really aggravated when things don’t work properly.
… when the Vietnamese nail techs speak to each other in their native language, I always suspect they are talking about me.
…. I don’t eat strawberries because I don’t like the taste of them.
… my favorite part of school being out is sleeping in.
… there was a young girl (Middle School age) at the nail shop this evening wearing shorts SO short, her butt-cheeks were peeking out.
… parents who let their children dress like hoochie mommas deserve to be slapped upside the head.
… parents who lose their mind at the ball field should be banned from the ball field.
Have a great Memorial Day weekend, folks!