If You Were…

If You Were… My iPhone

February 11, 2011

If you were… my iPhone: You would be thrilled that you get so much love and attention. Your home button would get a daily workout. You would be home to 521 songs on the iPod. Sticky little boy fingers would aggravate you and your beautifully clear screen. You’d play the “Workout Mix” more than any […]

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With This Ring, I Thee Wed

July 1, 2009

If you were my wedding ring…..   You’d smile knowing that you are my favorite material possession. You’d be thinking to yourself… I can’t believe I made THE BLOG. You would have been sad to be separated from me for 8 days when you had to be sized down due to my recent weight loss […]

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Get Off My Back

April 12, 2009

If you were Stevie’s Back-pack…… You’d look like this……       And…..   -You’d hang out on Stevie’s coat rack once you arrived home from school.   -You would sit in a cubby in Room 10 at Stevie’s Elementary School during the day.   -You’d be aggravated that the lunchbox bangs against you when Stevie walks with […]

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Walking On Air

March 4, 2009

If you were my favorite shoes… You’d look like this. And…. You would have been happy to by pulled off of a finish line shelf at the Mall Of America to be adopted by me. You would have taken just about every step with me as part of the great weight loss effort of 2008 […]

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If You Were My iPod…

January 17, 2009

If you were my iPod…..  -Your silver body would miss the red iSkin which cannot be used when I use the receiver for my Nike + tennis shoes. – You would be amused that you get to come to zumba and work with the chip in my shoe to count our calories and miles while we […]

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Thursday Thirteen – If You Were My Mini-Van….

December 3, 2008

Eighteen months ago, McDaddy learned that a couple from our lovely little church had decided to sell their Dodge Grand Caravan. One thing you should know about McDaddy is that he is always on the prowl lookout for a sweet vehicle deal that is too good to pass up. That’s actually how we ended up with our […]

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My Time To Shine

November 17, 2008

I’ve made a very important decision today. I’ve decided to put all manner of fall stuff away so that I can bring on Christmas. I realize it may seem as though I’m rushing the season just a tad. That’s because my aunt Jane is coming to WV for Thanksgiving and will be here on Friday night. The […]

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