Letters To Crazy People

Letters To Crazy People

May 7, 2013

Y’all. It is W-A-Y past time for another edition of letters to crazy people. I was about *thisdarnclose* to getting cold-cocked at the ball field by a crazy redneck mom who needed the you-know-what smacked out of her. At that very moment, I had a clear understanding of how Little League fights start. I am [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

April 21, 2013

If you’ve spent any amount of time around here, you know that Letters to Crazy People is a regular feature around here. It also happens to be one of my favorite feature because Letters To Crazy People pretty much writes itself. Rest assured, there are some crazy people out there. And what’s crazier is that [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

February 1, 2013

It’s that time again…. Dear Parents In The Morning Drop-Off Line: When you rush to the entrance of the school instead of following the leader and WAITING YOUR FRIGGIN’ TURN, you are saying to your child that it is perfectly acceptable to act like a fool. And it’s people like you who are responsible for raising a [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

January 4, 2013

Dear Louis Vuitton Outlets, PLEASE STOP SPAMMING MY BLOG. Your comments must be approved by the blog author. Last time I checked, that was me, and I will never ever approve your spam. SO STOP IT ALREADY. Sincerely, A Purse Lover Who Hates Spammers —– Dear ASPCA, Your commercials are hideous. STOP. IT. Seriously, The gal who [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

November 16, 2012

It’s been way too long since I last wrote letters to crazy people. Dear Little Old Lady: You don’t know me. You almost swerved right into the side of my beautiful little chili-pepper red Saturn Sky, but you don’t know me. As you changed lanes yesterday, you did so without looking, or signalling, or paying [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

August 15, 2012

It’s been awhile, but it’s time… —– Dear Mr. Kim, You may remember me. A few days ago, while visiting the area, I brought my boys into your shop for a haircut. Within minutes, two women strolled through the back door and called the boys over. The youngest of the ladies began cutting Stevie’s hair. [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

March 23, 2012

Letters to Crazy People is one of my favorite posts to write because with all the crazy people in the world, the post pretty much writes itself! For some reason, the crazy flag was flying high this week. —– Dear Facebook Friends, I mean this is the nicest way possible. STOP. ADDING. ME. TO. YOUR. [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

January 27, 2012

I spent 7.5 hours in a Cardiologist’s office today. I am spent. Which makes no sense because I spent 94% of that time waiting. The worst part is that I won’t know any results for several days. I’ll devote a whole post to my Stress Test experience later, but today, I thought I’d write a few [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

December 2, 2011

Dear Five Guys Owners: I really enjoyed the burger. I mean REALLY enjoyed it. I did not, however, enjoy the LOUD music. And that’s coming from someone who can appreciate LOUD. Really. Deaf in one ear and can’t hear out of the other, The girl saying HUH? —– Dear Julie Ding Dong, When the music [...]

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Letters To Crazy People

October 12, 2011

My friend Heather wrote a comment on my Facebook wall today that said, “Did you know LettersToCrazyPeople.Com is available? I think you need it!” I was reminded that I hadn’t written any letters to crazy people in a while, in spite of the fact that there has been plenty of crazy in my life the last [...]

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