Letters To Crazy People

Letters To Crazy People (Olympic Edition)

February 24, 2014

Dear Nathalie Pechalat and Fabian Bourzat, When you use opening moves directly from the film “Dirty Dancing” in your figure skating routine to “Time of My Life,” – YOU. WIN. Period. Thanks for putting a smile on my face, A Dirty Dancing Fan from WAY BACK —– Dear Bob Costas, I am so happy that your […]

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Letters To Crazy People

December 4, 2013

Because I am in that kind of mood, I’m writing some letters to crazy people today. Enjoy. —– Dear Crazy Neighbor, As you are well aware, we live on a one-lane street. Slow your stupid self down before you cause an accident. Oh, and as an added bonus, you could try smiling while you do […]

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Letters To Crazy People

September 16, 2013

Because it’s been w-a-y too long since my last installment of Letters to Crazy People…. Dear Baseball Coaches, If your team is ahead by more than 10 runs, you should BY ALL MEANS instruct your team to knock off the taunting and the clapping. Sincerely, An aggravated bookkeeper —– Dear Miss America Audience Members, What exactly is […]

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Letters To Crazy People

August 2, 2013

It’s been awhile since I’ve written one of these posts, but it’s not because I haven’t encountered any crazy people. Folks, the world is FULL OF ‘EM. —– Dear Almost-40 “Friend” on Facebook, Your daily “selfies” (By the way, I hate that word!) are ridiculous. I realize it is called FACEbook, but that really doesn’t mean […]

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Letters To Crazy People

May 7, 2013

Y’all. It is W-A-Y past time for another edition of letters to crazy people. I was about *thisdarnclose* to getting cold-cocked at the ball field by a crazy redneck mom who needed the you-know-what smacked out of her. At that very moment, I had a clear understanding of how Little League fights start. I am […]

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Letters To Crazy People

April 21, 2013

If you’ve spent any amount of time around here, you know that Letters to Crazy People is a regular feature around here. It also happens to be one of my favorite feature because Letters To Crazy People pretty much writes itself. Rest assured, there are some crazy people out there. And what’s crazier is that […]

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Letters To Crazy People

February 1, 2013

It’s that time again…. Dear Parents In The Morning Drop-Off Line: When you rush to the entrance of the school instead of following the leader and WAITING YOUR FRIGGIN’ TURN, you are saying to your child that it is perfectly acceptable to act like a fool. And it’s people like you who are responsible for raising a […]

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Letters To Crazy People

January 4, 2013

Dear Louis Vuitton Outlets, PLEASE STOP SPAMMING MY BLOG. Your comments must be approved by the blog author. Last time I checked, that was me, and I will never ever approve your spam. SO STOP IT ALREADY. Sincerely, A Purse Lover Who Hates Spammers —– Dear ASPCA, Your commercials are hideous. STOP. IT. Seriously, The gal who […]

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Letters To Crazy People

November 16, 2012

It’s been way too long since I last wrote letters to crazy people. Dear Little Old Lady: You don’t know me. You almost swerved right into the side of my beautiful little chili-pepper red Saturn Sky, but you don’t know me. As you changed lanes yesterday, you did so without looking, or signalling, or paying […]

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Letters To Crazy People

August 15, 2012

It’s been awhile, but it’s time… —– Dear Mr. Kim, You may remember me. A few days ago, while visiting the area, I brought my boys into your shop for a haircut. Within minutes, two women strolled through the back door and called the boys over. The youngest of the ladies began cutting Stevie’s hair. […]

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