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I’ve been dreading this night for a number of weeks.

Not only is this the final show of the season. This is the end of a freakin’ era internets.

A nine-season era that I’ve witnessed from the comfort of my living room. A nine-season that has brought me a lot of joy.

I’ve been a loyal fan and supporter of Simon’s since that very first show.

Sure he’s candid at times. Maybe even ruthless. But if I’m being honest, Simon only said things that I myself was thinking 91% of the time. So, yeah, I’ll miss Simey. And his signature wink. And his black shirts. And the banter with Ryan.

Dang.

Just dang.

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The whole group number thing always seems so cheesy to me. I cringe everytime I see the contestants coming out in coordinating get-ups. Um, if by chance one of the AI producers pays a visit to my humble bloggy abode, maybe they’ll read this and rethink the whole cheesy, coordinated, lame dance move numbers. Seriously, I love AI, but I typically fast forward through those.

*Crossing fingers*

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Alice Cooper, um, do you have any idea thay your face looks dreadful.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Mr. Kris Allen, Oh how you make me smile, sweet boy. You are such a cutie and it’s great to see you again!

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Crystal is singing Alanis Morisette. Have I mentioned that I love Alanis Morisette?

I know. I know.

Alanis has some pent-up anger over something. And sometimes when you least expect it, she slips out a not so nice word. It will be interesting to see how they work that out here on live TV. (Me and McDaddy are sitting in our living room grinning at each other). “Would she go down with you to the theater?” 

Interesting.

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There’s that darn iPad again. Everytime I watch American Idol I get the itch for that thing. They show advertisements talking about how beautiful and wonderful and long-lasting it is, and it reminds me that I need want one.

Sorry. I digress easily when a gadget grabs my attention.

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Carrie Underwood beautiful and talented.

As always.

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Amazing has been uttered at least 1,382 times in the past hour. McDaddy is sitting on the couch cringing. (You might recall he has a slight problem with the arbitrary use of the word amazing.) And really, he’s right. ‘Amazing’ is the word people run to when they can’t think of any other word to say.

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Casey James is singing Every Rose Has Its Thorn. Some ole 90′s flashback. (Jodie, are you reading, today?) I cruised many a mile with Brett Michaels singing.

And Casey James? This is perfect for him. How cool!

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Pants On The Ground.

Oh my mercy, here we go again.

And William Hung.

And pants on the ground.

The crazy is in abundance tonight.

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And speaking of crazy.

Paula Abdul’s back.

And she’s flirting with Simon. And babbling. Always babbling.

Oh Simon, have I mentioned I will miss you terribly?

I love this parade of winners.

Oh, there’s Taylor Hicks. Forgot about him. Loved him back in the day but totally forgot about him.

Memories.

Oh, there’s little David Archuleta. Is he legal yet? If so, he’s a hottie. If not, it’s great to see him again.

Where’s David Cook? Anyone? Anyone?

Is it bad that I’m tearing up? In the words of Simon, it really has been a “blahst.”

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Is it just me or does Janet Jackson sound strikingly similar to MJ tonight on this opening number. Oh shoot. Nasty Boys. She’s still got it. Dang. This reminds me the late 80′s. I strutted my stuff on roller skates back in the day to this song. I might have even shot the duck. That same duck would keel over and die if I tried that today.

But we’re not here to talk about me.

Or dead ducks.

Janet. You can still rock it girlfriend.

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Okay. Here we go. *lights dimming*

Lee. Lee. Lee. Lee. Lee.

*dramatic music playing*

LEE DEWYZE

BIG FREAKIN SQUEAL!

It’s a beautiful day, indeed!

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Was that thirteen?

Yes, I think it was.

Happy Thursday, y’all. And congrats, Lee DeWyze.

This is their final chance.

And THIS is American Idol.

It’s a big night of television internets. First, I’ll spend some time here with the fine folks at American Idol, and then I’ll head over to DWTS and cheer for hottie Maks.

I’m sitting at home in my big, blue, bloggy chair fighting a stubborn case of heartburn and I’m on the edge of my seat. The battle is on between Crystal and Lee. You might recall that I called it back in March when I pretty much declared Lee the winner. I’ve cheered him on every week this season and I say it still today. If you ask me, we could have saved ourselves precious time and cut through the riff-raff. Big Mike, Casey James, Crystal and Lee. And that’s it. The rest of these cats have had very little impact on me.

Too bad no one called to ask for my opinion.

Lee DeWyze (The Boxer) – Well, as always I think Lee is a wonderfully talented artist. This song, though, is a tad boring. But my money’s on Lee. Well, if I had money. And if there was a bet. You get my drift, right?

Crystal Bowersox (Me and Bobby McGhee) – Well, alrightythen. Crystal brung it tonight. (Do any of y’all say brung? because I totally do). She had a note or two that seemed to go a bit sharp on the high parts, but other than that, she rocked it out.

Oh, and apprently, I use the word ‘well’ frequently, too.

Lee DeWyze (Everybody Hurts) – This is the Producer’s choice and I’m not sure I’ve ever heard this song. This was MUCH better than the last song for pete’s sake, and I love the choir singing behind him. Still, something is lacking. Lee, where are you? 

Crystal Bowersox (Black Velvet) – I have a feeling about this. A feeling that this song will fit her like a glove. Oh shucks. Lee better have an ace in the whole because after that he’s going to need it.

Lee DeWyze (Beautiful Day) – It’s going to be a beautiful day for sure. A beautiful day when Lee wins this thing. And I certainly hope he does.

Crystal Bowersox (Up To The Mountain) – Crystal is on her game tonight. In my humble opinion, she has out performed Lee this evening. Dang. Danggit.

My fingers are in a dialing frenzy. In other words, if Lee doesn’t win it won’t be my fault. Good luck, Lee. I hope you and your raspy voice win it all!

Thirteen things rattling around in my brain today.

1. We have only about three weeks of school left. I am looking forward to the day when I can bid adieu to the alarm clock and depend solely on my internal clock which will surely show me some mercy the first couple of weeks.

2. I am excited for a weekend get-away McDaddy and I are taking the first weekend in June. My cousin is having a beach wedding in Fort Myers Beach, Florida. I will miss our boys terribly, but I’m looking forward to some serious alone time with the sweet man I married.

3. Stevie’s school was flooded this week. Remember the stupid school consolidation? A neighboring school is closing due to flooding and the children from that school are coming to our school. And NOW? Our school was flooded. Our little town was hit pretty hard. Just driving by the devastation made me sad for the folks trying to salvage what they could. The forecast is calling for rain the rest of the week. On top of that Stevie’s first grade class was crammed into a library with another first grade class. If you’re doing the math that’s about 48 kids in a room a tad larger than a normal classroom. And, ON TOP OF THAT, his school had some serious fumes from some tile glue that was being used in his classroom. The school board did not seem concerned in the least that this situation was a safety concern to parents.

4. My grocery-gettervan is having issues. I feel bad for McDaddy because he handles all related to the vehicles. I’d like to just trade the thing off for a new Denali, but I’m pretty sure that won’t happen. Instead, I’ll just pray that McDaddy is able to find the source of the problem without too much trouble or turmoil. When your a vehicle here at the McResidence, you either shape up or get shipped out.

5. While Maksim Chmerkovskiy is the hottest dancer on Dancing With The Stars, Derek Hough is the best dancer. Because of that,  I am of the opinion that Derek and Nicole will take the trophy.

6. The little green bench in my room is covered piled way high. Still. As always. *big sigh*

7.  We had hot dogs for dinner yesterday. I was shredding cabbage for cole-slaw and shredded a piece of my thumb. It is right in the groove of my right hand thumb knuckle. It burns like fire every time I move my finger.

8. I am thankful that McDaddy helps with the laundry. I don’t tell him nearly enough how awesome he is.

9. My BFF, Becky and I meet once a week for breakfast. Our favorite place is iHop. I order the same meal every. single. week. It took me a number of weeks to remember that I prefer my eggs over medium instead of over easy.

10. The word ‘frig’ is an official word on Words With Friends. Just on a whim, I googled the word ‘Frig’ to find out its official definition. Here’s what it said…

Frig (interjection), an expression possibly based on a profanity that has been altered to reduce the objectionable characteristics. Another possible origin is that it is based on an appeal to Frigg,  a Nordic fertility goddess.

I say it all the time people. This blog is about so much more than just entertainment.

11. I have never once said ‘twenty-ten’ in reference to the year. I always say Two Thousand Ten. Am I alone, here?

12. At this very moment, Alex is running a ‘Tow Mater’ through my hair. There’s a good chance my hair will look like a rat’s nest when he’s through.

13. I shopped for mascara at Target this week. I’ve never seen so many types. Great lash. Waterproof. Stiletto. Maximum length, volume, curl, lengthen, defining, and thickening. I felt like I needed to ask for some sort of assistance to trudge through the choices. It was all very overwhelming.

How’s that for random?

Happy Thursday, y’all.

This is the fight for the finale’.

And THIS is American Idol.

Two songs for the evening. One chosen by the contestant and one chosen by the judges.

Casey James  (Okay, It’s All Right With Me) –  I’ve never heard this song, but I love the bluesy feel of it. It suits his voice very well, but I feel like he would have been better off to choosing a different song.

Crystal Bowersox (Come To My Window) -  Crystal is suited up with her guitar and her harmonica which means that this is probably gonna be memorable. She’s changing the version up a bit, but as always her vocals sell the arrangement. I think we’ll be seeing a lot more of Ms. Bowersox in the future. She is a seasoned performer with a great voice.  

Lee DeWyze (Simple Man) -  Oh Lee. You simple man, you. You have such a lovely voice my friend. YES!

Ellen is getting on my nerve with all of her shenanigans.

Casey James (Daughters) – I love this song even though I don’t have a daughter. I think Casey is giving it a good run and this song is better suited for him than the first, but I don’t think either performance will be enough to keep him in.

Crystal Bowersox  (Maybe I’m Amazed) – As usual, Crystal is singing her guts out.

Lee DeWyze (Hallelujah) – Sweet Hallelujah! I am in awe. Lee should win this thang. The end.

WORST OF THE NIGHT: Casey, but in all fairness, look who he’s up against.

SHOULD GO: Casey

WILL GO: Casey

What say you?

We’re down to the Top 4.

And THIS is American Idol.

And if I was a bettin’ woman, (which I am), I would bet it’s Casey’s week to go home. Unless, of course, he pulls something out of his hat tonight that we’ve not yet seen.

Jamie Foxx is the mentor.

Jamie Foxx,  you know, as in, actor, song-writer, artist, singer, hottie, all around entertainer, Jamie Foxx. The theme is movie night which pretty much means anything goes. So, raise your hand if you think we’ll hear “Wind Beneath My Wings” or “Blaze Of Glory”. I’d like to suggest that someone, anyone, plesae sing my favorite movie tune of all time, (I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life.

Please.

Pretty, pretty please.

Ok. Off we go.

Lee DeWyze (Kiss From A Rose) –  So, y’all know that Lee is my favorite. Still, this song doesn’t do one thing for me. Even with Lee singing his heart out. I still love Lee and he’s still my favorite, but I was not impressed this week. I still think he’ll be safe though.

Michael Lynch (Will You Be There) – I am not a big fan of Michael Jackson, the person. I am however, a big fan of Michael Jackson, the singer. I would bet my bottom dollar that Big Mike will knock this song out’the park. Oh. My. Word. I do love a good gospel choir. Great choice, Big Mike. I just knew it. Beautiful! I’m so glad the Fab Four saved Big Mike weeks ago. I’d buy this tune right now.

Shut it, Randy.

Oh Kara, you are exasperating.

Lee DeWyze & Crystal Bowersox (Falling Slowly) – I always wonder how American Idol goes about the process of pairing contestants up for duets. I only wonder that because I’m nosey. (Is it just me or is it very weird that the word nosy can be spelled with or without the “e”). Not a big fan of this song because I’ve never heard it but these two can really sing. They sound beautiful together and I’d pretty much bet these two will be duking it out in the finale.

*cough Go Lee cough*

Casey James (Mrs. Robinson) – Not so sure about the mandolin because it makes me very sleepy, but I’m keeping an open mind. Not sure the ballady version of this song will be enough to keep him around. He is next in my pecking order, but with that smile, that hair and those pretty eyes, I suppose anything could happen.

Crystal Bowersox (I’m Alright) – Well, as usual Crystal is doing her thang. You can always count on her to wear something crazy to sing her heart out. Very nice.

Micheal Lynch & Casey James (Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?) – These two sound really great together! Wow. Pure awesomeness.

Oh Ellen. Seriously. Not necessary.

It just dawned on me that all four contestants are wearing black.

Best of the Night: The duets

Worst of the Night: Um, I’d have to say Casey.

Should Go: Casey?

Will Go: Casey

What say you?

Lee, Casey, Aaron, Mike, and Crystal.

And this is American Idol.

Oh, Harry Connick Jr. what a treat this should be.  Harry’s the mentor. Frank Sinatra will be supplying the hits.

As a special treat, Harry will be composing the arrangements. AND PLAYING THE PIANO TOO.

I have my doubts about this whole Frank Sinatra thing, though. I might be wrong, but this could go downhill very quickly.

Aaron Kelly (Fly Me To The Moon) - Aaron looks so very dapper. Very businessylike. He sounds really good and he is giving it his all. In other words.

Casey James  (Blue Skies) – This performance is just okay for me. I like Casey. I do. But there are a few notes. A few very unfreakincomfortable notes that don’t sound in pitch to me. But maybe I’m missin’ something. The good news is Casey has a big, beautiful smile and people will remember that when they vote.

Crystal Bowersox  (Summer Wind) – Crystal looks beautiful tonight, well, except for the feather or whatever that is hanging off her her left ear. Or from her hair. Or wherever. This was not my favorite performance for Crystal, but I suppose that can’t happen every single night. Unless of course,  you’re Carrie Underwood.

Big Mike Lynch  (The Way You Look Tonight) – As expected, Big Mike nails it. NAILS IT. As in hits it out the park. Finally. Some awesomeness. Mike sang his big heart out and I liked it. A lot.

Lee DeWyze (That’s Life) – In my humble opinion (for whatever its worth), Lee sounds a bit like Harry. OH. MY. WORD. Eight notes in and its already my favorite song of the night. This song fits him perfectly. What a way to end the night. Lee. Dawg. That was awesome. You’re in a whole ‘nother league tonight. LOVE IT!

Oh, I can’t wait to hear from the fab four.

Randy loves it. Ellen says (and I thought it myself before she said it) if this had been finale night, ole’ boy would have taken it home. Kara says blah, blah, blah. Or something equally annoying. Wow. Simon credits Harry with “bringing out Lee’s personality and confidence” and says by far, it was the best performance of the night.

 I knew it.

I just knew it.

BEST OF THE NIGHT: Lee

WORST OF THE NIGHT: Don’t shoot be, but, um, I have to say Crystal.

GOING HOME: Um, probably Aaron (but that makes me sad, because I like him).

And you? What do you think?

A paint salesman, a glass blower, a mother, a father, a high school student, and a construction worker.

This is your top six and THIS is American Idol.

I love Tuesdays!

Shania Twain is the mentor this week and I’m tickled that the contestants will be singing her songs. McDaddy and I danced our first dance as husband and wife back in 1998 to “From This Moment On” and I really would love to hear Crystal sing it tonight. *Keeping my fingers crossed!*

Lee DeWyze(Looks Like We Made It) – Lee is my favorite contestant. At first, it started out (And I’m talking about the first six or eight bars) a little weird, but, he found his grove and as always he delivers a solid performance with the guitar. I love the raspiness (is that a word?) he brings to each song. Nice change for him. Very nice.

Dang. Shania Twain is beautiful.

Michael Lynch(It Only Hurts When I’m Breathing) – He has such a powerful voice. When he makes it big, he should be singing R&B because it really agrees with him. Beautiful range and awesome job. As always. Shania is crying.

Casey James (Don’t) -  Wow. It’s like someone new is singing. I like the low-key performance on the stool. This might be his best performance. When he mentioned that he was bringing something different, he wasn’t messing around. Great job.

Crystal Bowersox (No One Needs To Know) – Dang. I was wishing she would sing ‘Our Song’… Is it just me or is this a really weird song for her to sing? She is putting her own spin on the sing with all the weird instruments and whathaveyou, but I can think of several songs that she could have knocked out of the park (The Woman In Me, Who’s Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?, Any Man Of Mine, Man, I Feel Like A Woman, Ahem. From This Moment On, Ahem!) She’s either having an off night, or she picked the wrong song. Either way, I suspect she’s safe.

Aaron Kelly (You’ve Got A Way)- Oh, I love this song. His best performance by a friggin’ mile. Way to go, Aaron. Very nice. Calm, Cool. And Collected.

Siobhan Magnus(Any Man Of Mine) – This is one of my favorite Shania songs. And Siobhan is my least favorite of the remaining contestants, so we’ll see how this turns out. She wears some of the goofiest get-ups. Not. A. Fan. That is all. And there’s the squeal. Always the squeal. Go big, or go home. She’s going big. So hopefully she’ll go home.

The judges are singing her praises, but I seriously don’t get it.

Best of the night: Oh, that’s a hard one. I’m going to say Lee.

Or Michael. Or Aaron.

Worst of the night: Siobhan

Should Go & Would Go: Siobhan

What say you?

THIS IS AMERICAN IDOL.

Those four little words bring me so much joy each week. I could scream with glee. And speaking of Glee? What’s all the hype about? Twitter and Facebook have been buzzing today with chatter about Glee and Madonna and OMG!…. Did I mention I hate the whole OMG thing? Well, I do! But you get the point, right?

Sorry. I know I get off topic so easily.

Anyway, my Words With Friends folks are going to have to keep their pants on because I need to focus tonight.

Tonight’s theme is “Inspirational Themes” with Alicia Keys mentoring. Should be a great night. I would bet the ranch that at least one of these jokers will sing Josh Groban’s ‘You Raise Me Up’ because seriously? What kind of night of inspirational night will it be without it?

Casey James (Don’t Stop) – Not a big fan of the song, but he’s doing a good job on it. He’s pretty consistent, but I’m not real sure the performance will be remembered once Crystal and Lee sing. He is easy on the eyes though.

Lee DeWyze (Boxer) – Y’all know I’ve been pulling for Lee since Week One. I love Lee and his big ole’ raspy voice. Never heard this song, but as always Lee is delivering a sound performance. I love the orchestra, too. Great performance and a great night for him.

Tim Urban (Better Days) – What? Huh? Oh sorry? I think I fell asleep for a moment. Where was I? Oh, Tim. Well two words for you - BOR & ING. Not sure he’ll be sticking around after that. Strangely the lyrics say “tonight’s the night the world begins again” but , um, not so sure about that Timothy. Sorry. I just didn’t get it. But I like you though.

Aaron Kelly (I Believe I Can Fly) – How did I know this song would show up here this week. Puh-leaze, with sugar on top, do something big with this song. I like Aaron and I want him to do well, because y’all he is just a babe. There were a few notes in the middle that just didn’t sound good to me, they were either flat or sharp, or maybe both for all I know. He seemed to give it his all, but I’m just not sure he has what it takes to go the distance.

Siobhan Magnus (When You Believe) – I’ve been over Siobhan for the past five weeks or so. With the exception of the squeal, or whatever you want to call it, I’m not a big fan. Not to mention I still haven’t learned to spell her name in all these weeks.  And oh. my. word. what in the heck is with the flower sticking out of the side of her head? And maybe a butterfly? on her shoulder. Oh man. I’m not sure I get the whole thing. It was just ah-right for me, but I’d never buy that mess on iTunes.

Michael Lynch(Hero) – Let’s see what ya’ got Big Daddy. Before he starts, let me just say that I love Hero. I thought this was going to Mariah Carey’s version, but I guess not. Whatever version it is, he’s singing it beautifully. As always. I would have loved hearing him sing Mariah’s version though and I’m bettin’ he would have knocked it’ out the park.

Crystal Bowersox (People Get Ready) – Yes, if her past is any indication, we, the people should get ready for her to knock our sox off. Sans instruments tonight, mind you. Miss Crystal is in a league all her own. Tears and all. Bless her heart. Moving performance. Best of the season. In fact, I’m rewinding the ole’ DVR right now. And I’d buy it from the iTunes right now.

Best of the night: Crystal

Worst of the night: Siobhan

Should and Will Go: Siobhan

It’s time, Siobhan. You’ve been on borrowed time for weeks.

Dear Springtime, I’d love for you to stick around. Can you kick the cold weather to the curb? Pretty please?

Ready to wear flip flops,

A “TOE”tally great gal in West Virginia

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Dear Major Network Television Stations,

While I do have a TiVo and am able to skip out on the commercials most of the time, there are times when I am forced to watch a live show, or unable to operate the TiVo remote to fast forward through the commercials. Could you please, (and I’m asking nicely here) please adjust the stinkin’ volume on the commercials? Seriously, it’s annoying that the commercials are so much louder than the shows.

Annoyed,

Jules

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Dear Tweet Deck,

It would be awesome if you could add a column for alphabetical listing for followers, and another for my profile. While it is entirely possible the column possibilities are hiding out there in Twitville, it would be nice if you could make them a little more obvious for those of us who are twitterly challenged.

 Mkay, Thanks!

@JulieAtInmates

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Dear Kelloggs,

I am writing this again in hopes that you jokers will end up here on my blog (because sometimes THAT does happen!) and hear me when I say PLEASE BRING THE STINKIN’ CHOCOLATE VANILLA CREAM POPTARTS BACK IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE THE COOKIES AND CREAM REPLACEMENTS ARE GROSS! Ahem!

Okay. That. is. all.,

A Poptart fan in Charleston, West Virginia.

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Dear Stupid Redneck ‘Parents’ at the McDonalds on Wednesday,

I, (along with every other parent in the playpark, mind you) was appalled that you would allow your little boy to physically harm other children without one word from you about appropriate behavior toward other children. You are not doing that sweet boy any favors by letting him act like a bully. 

Trust Me On This One,

A ’Semi-Retired’ Jail Counselor

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Dear Lady in The Pick-Up/Drop Off Lane,

Has it occurred to you, that when you fail to follow the pickup/drop off rules you look like a putz and wreak havoc on the process. Seriously, why do that?

Perplexed,

The Mommy In The White Van

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Dear Facebook People,

You could learn a lesson from your friend, Twitter. If you limit the number of characters allowed in the status box to say, 140 or so, it would prohibit those people from POSTING A PLAY BY STINKIN’ PLAY OF THEIR DAY. Sheesh.

Keepin’ It Short and Sweet,

A loyal Facebook User

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Dear Joy Behar,

Obviously, you are entitled to your view, but I’m just curious about one thing. Regarding the evolution gig…I get that you think we came from monkeys. What I don’t get is where you think the monkey came from.

A Child Of The King,

Princess Julie

P.S. Oh, and for your sake soul, you better hope you’re right.

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Dear Dr. D.,

Today is our annual meeting. You know, the one I spend all year dreading, and the one where you spend 42 seconds doing a quick excavation. Um, the whole IUD thing was a lot more than what I bargained for and ended up being a total disaster, so I guess we’ll have to try that other thing you mentioned. As bad as I hate the thought of it.

Whatever,

The gal in Exam Room #4.

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Dear Kate Gosselin,

Girl. I like you, I really do. As bad as I hate to say this, it must be said. You are straight up strugglin’ on Dancing With The Stars. It makes no sense why you would spend your time quarreling with Tony instead of allowing him to work his magic during rehearsals. You could rock this thing. We SAHM’s are cheering you on and would LOVE, hear me, I said, LOVE for you to win this thing. Seriously, less whine and more shine.

Just a Thought,

Maks’ Real Girlfriend.

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What would you say if you wrote a letter today?

As I made 4,382 trips up and down my stairs yesterday in an attempt to bond with the washer and dryer, it dawned on me that I hadn’t come up with a topic for this week’s Thursday Thirteen.

I thought it might be fun to come up with thirteen things I’ve turned on this week.

So, I sat in my big, blue, bloggy chair and I composed this post. And then I smiled because I’m goofy like that and sometimes I crack myself up when I write. And then I went to bed.

And then the next day, my BFF left a comment that said,

Submitted on 2010/04/08 at 2:06pm

Where is Thursday Thirteen slacker?

And I was all, “It should be there. It was a really cute post about things that turn me on things I turn on.”

And then I remembered I forgot to post it.

But better late than never, I suppose.

So, in the words of Simon Cowell, off we go.

1. My Van – While it might not be the coolest ride in town, you cannot beat it’s versatility or the space that it affords. Not to mention it has a sunroof, ya know, kinda like the Saturn Sky, but not really, because the Saturn Sky is a sleek, sexy, sporty, little ride THAT I ONLY FREAKIN DREAM ABOUT.

2. The Stove – Yes, indeed. My stove got a workout over the weekend thanks to the Easter holiday. It is once again clean and resting until the next time the urge hits me to cook.

3. My Best Friend Beloved iPhone – The nice guy at the AT&T store suggested it is wise to completely turn your iPhone off every single day and reboot it. And because I am one that always does as she is told, I do it. So, if your phone is acting a bit quirky or zonky, I would suggest you try it. I suspect it would fix your problem.

4. The Television – I don’t watch nearly as much television as I did years ago, but I do enjoy the occasional reality show, drama series, soap opera, news broadcast, and reality series. Sometimes all in the same evening.

5. McDaddy – Sorry, I just couldn’t let this one slip by me!  (I won’t say anymore because my mother-in-law? Happens to be one of my 8 faithful readers!)

6. The Bathtub – Our boys love to take a ‘play bath’. I typically clean the bathroom while they are playing because I have to be in the bathroom while they are bathing, and I am never one to pass up an opportunity to multi-task.

7. The Washer / Dryer Combo – I’m not sure who’s done more running this week. Me. Or the Dynamic Duo. On Tuesday alone, I did SIX loads of laundry. And, in a strange turn of events, the laundry was put away immediately.

8. The Air Conditioner – Okay. If I’m being completely honest, actually, McDaddy turned on the Air Conditioner. But, after the long, treacherous, cold, dangerous, aggravating, stupid winter we experienced here in the hills of West Virginia, I was tickled to actually be hot for the first time in a very long time. As in hot enough to warrant the air being turned on. Thank you sweet Jesus!

9. A Movie – Since purchasing our van in 2007 (or whatever year it was, I’m sure McDaddy will correct me if I’m wrong!) I rarely drive anywhere without hearing, “Mom, can we please watch a movie?” In fact, the question usually comes up before I make it out of the driveway. It’s a bit of an aggravation to hear the same question 14 times a day, but the DVD player sure comes in handy on long trips. The movie CARS has probably been viewed hundreds of times over the past few years.

10. My iPod - If you spend any time here at FITP, Inc. you know that I love any product that includes an “i” in front of it. They could make an iPuke and I’d probably buy one. I love my iPhone and my iPod and I turn both of them on regularly. When I clean house, I crank the iPod up and go to work. I’ve been known to listen to Puff Daddy, Selah, The Fugees, Kenny Chesney, Natasha Bedingfield, and then Jeremy Camp. My iPod is a diverse little booger. Great tunes I tell you.

11. The Blood Pressure Cuff – Remember when I recounted the Long Windy Tail about my Mirena IUD and my blood pressure? Well, six weeks later, I am still measuring the blood pressure. While it is much better, I still have to check the blood pressure periodically. Yesterday on Twitter, a tweep tweeted a link to a blog post written by Kristin detailing her trouble with Mirena. While her complications were much different than mine, I feel her post is worth reading if you are considering the Mirena IUD. To be fair, for every person that I’ve talked to who has experienced complications, there are just as many who have had no problems with the device.

12. The little boom-box in my Pioneer Clubs room – Every Wednesday evening, I have the privilege of teaching eight sweet little children about Jesus. One of the first things we do at our meeting is listen to the theme song of Pioneer Clubs – Thy Word – by Amy Grant. My little class was wound up like eight-day-clocks tonight. We always have a good time.

13. The Dishwasher – Every single day of my life I empty and refill the stinkin’ dishwasher. It’s much better than washing dishes, but man, it is never ending.

What have you turned on this week? I’d love to hear from you!

Happy Thursday, y’all.